FreeOnes is looking for a paysite reviewer

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Me love pron! And Engrish be well good with me. Fist creamy favela.

That being said, I'm not really interested but I thought I would interject this sausage fest with a tribute to our mods in the form of a demotivational poster I made a while back. "Pay site reviewer" is a term that doesn't lend itself well to the medium but it is what it is. Good luck finding a dude with a love of the profane and a shit ton of time on his hands.

 

[alexpnz]

Hmm...getting paid for fapping....Sounds gay.

Sounds right up your alley.......pun intended.

 

[JasonCook78]

And I'll add that's $10 on top of ~free porn~. So you get your own personal access to tons of different types of porn sites, can fap away and write the review, AND you get paid.

Fucking sweet deal imo.

I Want to do this so much but I don't have the time!!!!!!:crying:

 

[luis1972]

Sounds interesting
When is the deadline?

 

[freeones_regina]

If you're interested and want to submit a mock review it would be great if you can submit it before the end of April, so sometime next week.

 

[Tittyman5000]

One small question, is there a kind of insurance plan, because there will be alot of chaffing

 

[Petra]

One small question, is there a kind of insurance plan, because there will be alot of chaffing

Nope. And you have to supply your own tissues and lotion. ;-)

 

[freeones_regina]

If anyone has contacted me about this through email since Wednesday, please email me again since we're having problems with our mail server.

 

[vodkazvictim]

If anyone has contacted me about this through email since Wednesday, please email me again since we're having problems with our mail server.

Oh please.
Why can't I find just one professional outfit to work for?