Michigan Serves Up Free Condoms
One side-effect of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic that health experts have been predicting is a worldwide baby boom.
Because with people stuck at home all the time, it seems that fucking is a good way to fill the time. So to speak.
Personally speaking, I’ve spent the time undertaking long periods of meditation and learning how to speak Swahili. Then again, I’m single.
If you live in Michigan, however, you can do your fucking for free – and there will be no patter of tiny feet after the deed is done!