Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
New board, new you!

Why not go all out and find us a couple o' fine, new moderators to join the team around here? Why not indeed!

We're looking for a couple peeps that are cool with volunteering a few hours a week to help keep the board free of spam and running like a well-oiled machine!

Some duties may include:
  • Keeping the board a nice, and spam free, board.
  • Moderating posts from new members as well as all photo attachments
  • Moving stray threads into the proper areas.
  • Answering the totally not silly questions and help guide new members
  • Setting ID threads to "solved" status

We're looking for the following qualities:

  • A regular board user and visitor who's been here for the past 3-6 months.
  • No infractions or bans for the past 6 months.
  • Good english well. Speaking good. Yes yes. (Speak good English)
  • Understanding and knowing of the board rules and guidelines
  • The ability to be flexible with each situation as it arises (seeing both black and white and right and wrong)
  • The ability to remain unbiased so you can carry out your duties, even if this means reprimanding "board friends"
  • The ability to follow the directions of FreeOnes Team Members and take constructive criticism when needed to improve yourself
  • The ability to perform moderation duties around of 5-6 hours a week. Don't get your badge and disappear on us.

Is this you? Well, apply by sending an email to [email protected] and let us know:

1.) Where do you live? What time zone?

2.) How many hours a week do you think you can commit to board moderation?

3.) Are there any days you absolutely can't get online to moderate?

4.) Are you currently a moderator on any other board or have you moderated in the past?

5.) Why do you want to become a moderator?
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
So if I apply and get the job I get to ban anyone I don't liek forever, right?

Don't forget I'm your boss if you're selected. :cthulhu:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
*opens the rock* Is the annual running of the mods? Start the exciting music, I wanna see people get gored by rampaging mods.. mm, yeah.

Now you're talking! Although, what adam isn't telling you is he's choosing based on who can suck... nevermind. I'll keep it a secret.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
DICK? BUTT? FACE?! CMON DONT KEEP ME HANGIN', HERE!
Also, asking for a friend.. gonna need a pic of Adam along with any answer to that question.

Nope, you're taking a chance. What's behind door #1...
 
Damn, it's tempting.
But there are some board members I'd love to actually slap and moderator power over them would lead to so much trouble.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
DO TELL! Who are these people..
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FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Damn, it's tempting.
But there are some board members I'd love to actually slap and moderator power over them would lead to so much trouble.

Its hard. Trust me. I am close to many of you guys and consider some of you as friends. And when I have to give someone a vacation, its not always easy.

Gotta separate personal from professional sometimes.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
And yet we have never seen your face.. *x files theme.mp4*
ARE YOU EVEN AN ADAM?! What if youre a Jennifer.. or maybe a pornstar with so much free time that you moderate a porn board! HAH! I see your thinly veiled eggplant of lies!
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
And yet we have never seen your face.. *x files theme.mp4*
ARE YOU EVEN AN ADAM?! What if youre a Jennifer.. or maybe a pornstar with so much free time that you moderate a porn board! HAH! I see your thinly veiled eggplant of lies!

It's actually a Lisa..
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Torre iz a gud men. I personally vouch for him.

Would be a dream if we could join the forum forces as a tag team.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Can I pack heat?
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
*sigh* Yeah, I suppose so.
I click the freeones bookmark way too often. lol
But I get off on various tangents about things that only make sense to me!
... until I reread the OP and my post and realize I'm way off base and losing touch with sanity!

But while I'm still reasonably sane, I suppose I could nix spam and hand out infractions for shitposters that wandered away from /politics.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Write me, you toads! I mean, er.., good people of Nottingham!
 
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